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Blonde at the
Casino
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman
arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were
watching!"
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