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Dr. Jones
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.
Jones for advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, "Every day when you
get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say,
"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after
several months, it worked! She grew
great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her
new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in
the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want
bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Jones by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know," she replied?"
"Hickory dickory dock . . ."
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