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One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her
son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he
replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said.
"One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU
SHOULD go to church.
(1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"
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